Your one-stop solution for honest project critique.

Hello.

My name is Eugene, and i definitely don't give a Shit about your project.

I have spent the last 20 years building my expertise in various digital niches, including development, product and project management, team building and restructuring, business modeling, and investor relations.

Yes, i have some experience, and you don't give a shit about it

WAZZUP?

Startup teams fall in love with their projects and ideas, often failing to see the obvious mistakes in planning, financial models, and core hypotheses.

WHAT AM I DOING?

I'm taking a role of external expert observator to your team, having no emotional bonds, and commitments.

I CAN SHIT ON YOUR PROJECT COLD BLOODED

What you will receive?

After reviewing any available documents (business model, investor decks, technical architecture slides, product concepts, etc) from your side i will arrange an one hour long online recorded meeting, bringing you found insights, questions and doubts. I will never provide answers or solutions to found issues. It's your business, and i don't give a shit.

HOW MUCH IT COST?

Final price depends on amount of documents and complexity of the project. Count on 1K USD as a minimal package for case of online shop selling donuts. No discounts.

how to apply?

QUESTIONS?

Drop me a message here.